CEO's are  playing miniature golf.

Jewish women are marrying for love.

The bank returns your check marked "Insufficient
Funds," and you call them to ask if they meant you or
them.

Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than
GM.

Obama met with small businesses to discuss the Stimulus
Package: GE, Pfizer, and Citigroup.

McDonalds quarter pounder is now the 1/4 oz-er.

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned
their children's names.

Even people who had nothing to do with the Obama
administration aren't paying their taxes.

The most highly paid job now is jury duty.

Dick Cheney takes his stockbroker hunting.

Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, "Finish
your plate, do you know how many kids are starving in the US ?"

The Mafia is laying off judges.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

And finally...
...Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff
scandal. Hey, neat! The guy who made $50 billion disappear
is being investigated by the people who made $750 billion
disappear